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Monday, November 30, 2009
Greetings Laff Lovers,
I hope everybody had an enjoyable Thanksgiving last week.
It was nice and quiet at the TZ homestead. No mooching
in-laws. No mooching neighbors or relatives. Just me, the
wife and the mailman's kids. The wife even managed to pro-
duce an edible meal.
The only 'incident' occurred that evening while we were
sitting around the house struggling with our turkey induced
comas. The wife and I were parked in front of the TV in the
family room upstairs while the kids were scattered through-
out the house.
With her characteristically uncanny ears the wife heard the
television in the basement running when she knew all of the
kids were upstairs.
Without getting up from the sofa she bellowed six inches
from my ear, "One of you kids needs to go turn off the TV
in the basement!"
Nothing.
"I'm not kidding. I want one of you to go turn that TV off
NOW!"
Not a breath of movement from upstairs.
Finally, to save my own hearing I raised my voice, "I'm
going to count to three, and if one of you don't go down-
stairs and turn that TV off I'm going to go do it myself.
One. Two. Three!"
So I got up, turned the TV off, then I pounded upstairs
and slammed the bedroom door open where the two girls were
playing a video game.
"Didn't you hear me tell you to turn the TV off?"
They nodded.
"Then why didn't you do it?"
"You said you were going to do it yourself when you counted
three, so why should we go all the way to the basement?"
Since I hadn't explicitly said I was going to beat them
if they didn't do what I said, I didn't feel justified in
actually doing it. So I let them off. But I have this
terrible feeling the older one is going to grow up to be a
lawyer.
Predictingly,
TZ
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I recently picked a new doctor. After a couple visits and
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for my age.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist
asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"
He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?"
"Oh, no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either!"
Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued
ribs?"
I said, "No, my last doctor said that all red meat is very
unhealthy!"
"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf,
sailing, hiking, or bicycling?"
"No, I don't," I said.
He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of
sex?"
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He looked at me and said, "Then why do you even give a shit?"
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